HOW DOES ONE EXTRACT THE SYRUP?

BONUS LOG

Cast

Princess Luna: WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS CHOICES OF BREAKFAST CONFECTIONARY

Princess Luna: WHAT IS THIS... HASHED BROWN?

Coral Current: She should obv choose donuts, since they can be stacked on her horn.

Princess Luna: DOUGH... NUT?

Terrible Transit: French Toast FOREVER.

Coral Current: red velvet pancakeS?

Princess Luna: REGARDLESS, WE REQUIRE MORE BUTTER, AND MORE SYRUP!

Night Flurry: Okay, done with that

Coral Current: CITIZEN MAPLE, GIVE US MORE OF YOUR SYRUP.

Night Flurry: Hehe

Night Flurry: And then Mahogany gets Terra'd by Luna

Mahogany: Bwuh?

Mahogany: o.0

Mahogany shrugs.

Mahogany becomes Maple.

Princess Luna: Ah, Excellent... now how do we extract the syrup?

Maple: ...

Fleuret: oh dear

Maple: Eep...

Princess Luna: Hold still citizen, we are quite positive this will not hurt... much.

Teardrop: lol Maple syrup

Teardrop: Nass knows how to get that one :P

Coral Current: hehe

Nassy: Aaaaaaaah yeaaaaaaaaah

Nassy: wait

Nassy: wat

Sue: we can end scene if there's nothing else to say

Princess Luna 's horn glows as she begins shaking Maple upside down. "We do not believe it is working..."

Maple: Waaaah!

Maple: Quit it!

Maple swiftly gets dizzy.

Princess Luna stops shaking Maple and begins to examine her closely

Princess Luna: Hmmm.... perhaps we need to attach some form of spigot?

Maple: EEP!

Fixit: Fleuret = Forever Alone

Princess Luna holds Maple magically in place and begins searching for a tap and spigot. "We are certain THIS will work."

Princess Luna holds up one tap "Aha! Hmm.. no... not nearly sharp enough."

Maple: Sharp! D:

Fixit: Indeed, in the dating game, her relationshpip path is the hardest to initiate

Maple flails in Luna's magical grasp

Coral Current: ((Suddenly Maple gets turned on by the danger. Voila, syrup.))

Fixit: While Mary has several false endings, and one difficult "true path"

Sue: ^

Sue: You die in all Sue's bad endings

Princess Luna turns back towards Maple. "Why are ye struggling? Did we misunderstand the nature of 'tapping Maple for Syrup?"

Maple: Yes yes yes yes yes

Sue: she loses her temper and explodes you or something.

Princess Luna releases Maple. "oh... then perhaps ye can tell us where we might procure some of said syrup?"

Maple: Th... the grocery store?

Princess Luna: Grow-Cherie store?

Princess Luna claps her hooves together. "Very well! We shall go! TO THE GROCERY STORE!"

Fixit: tap dat ass

Fixit: wait never mind

Fixit: shaddap

Princess Luna: For syrup?

Maple baps Fixit.

Fixit: explodes

Princess Luna: Is it the posterior of the Maple that produces the Syrup?

Maple: It is NOT!

Princess Luna begins to examine Maple's flank.

Maple eeps.

Princess Luna takes Maple's tail and pumps it up and down a few times, seeing if anything happens.

Nassy: pushes Luna away

Nassy: My Girlfriend

Princess Luna: Hmmph!

Nassy: do not touch

Nassy: Her syrup is... private

Princess Luna: We only desired Maple syrup!

Maple: G-g-g-grocery st-store

FoxOfWar: ...I was supposed to rp and not fool around browsing fA.

FoxOfWar: Go me.

Princess Luna: Yes, yes, Grocery store. So it seems that is our best option, correct? But if Maple Syrup is private, what kind might we Procure?

Terrible Transit: Artificial Maply Syrup.

Princess Luna cocks her head. "Artifical?"

Maple: Or from maple trees. I am not a tree!

Fixit: Did you say she was a tree?

Princess Luna: Of course not, ye are a pony!

Princess Luna: Ponies are not trees!

Coral Current: except for Fluttershy

Princess Luna nods. "Yes, except for Fluttershy."

Princess Luna: So then, we must journey to the Grocery Store for this Artifical Syrup! FAREWELL, PONIES!