Princess Luna: WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS CHOICES OF BREAKFAST CONFECTIONARY
Princess Luna: WHAT IS THIS... HASHED BROWN?
Coral Current: She should obv choose donuts, since they can be stacked on her horn.
Princess Luna: DOUGH... NUT?
Terrible Transit: French Toast FOREVER.
Coral Current: red velvet pancakeS?
Princess Luna: REGARDLESS, WE REQUIRE MORE BUTTER, AND MORE SYRUP!
Night Flurry: Okay, done with that
Coral Current: CITIZEN MAPLE, GIVE US MORE OF YOUR SYRUP.
Night Flurry: Hehe
Night Flurry: And then Mahogany gets Terra'd by Luna
Mahogany becomes Maple.
Princess Luna: Ah, Excellent... now how do we extract the syrup?
Fleuret: oh dear
Princess Luna: Hold still citizen, we are quite positive this will not hurt... much.
Teardrop: lol Maple syrup
Teardrop: Nass knows how to get that one :P
Coral Current: hehe
Nassy: Aaaaaaaah yeaaaaaaaaah
Sue: we can end scene if there's nothing else to say
Princess Luna 's horn glows as she begins shaking Maple upside down. "We do not believe it is working..."
Maple: Quit it!
Maple swiftly gets dizzy.
Princess Luna stops shaking Maple and begins to examine her closely
Princess Luna: Hmmm.... perhaps we need to attach some form of spigot?
Fixit: Fleuret = Forever Alone
Princess Luna holds Maple magically in place and begins searching for a tap and spigot. "We are certain THIS will work."
Princess Luna holds up one tap "Aha! Hmm.. no... not nearly sharp enough."
Maple: Sharp! D:
Fixit: Indeed, in the dating game, her relationshpip path is the hardest to initiate
Maple flails in Luna's magical grasp
Coral Current: ((Suddenly Maple gets turned on by the danger. Voila, syrup.))
Fixit: While Mary has several false endings, and one difficult "true path"
Sue: You die in all Sue's bad endings
Princess Luna turns back towards Maple. "Why are ye struggling? Did we misunderstand the nature of 'tapping Maple for Syrup?"
Maple: Yes yes yes yes yes
Sue: she loses her temper and explodes you or something.
Princess Luna releases Maple. "oh... then perhaps ye can tell us where we might procure some of said syrup?"
Maple: Th... the grocery store?
Princess Luna: Grow-Cherie store?
Princess Luna claps her hooves together. "Very well! We shall go! TO THE GROCERY STORE!"
Fixit: tap dat ass
Fixit: wait never mind
Princess Luna: For syrup?
Maple baps Fixit.
Princess Luna: Is it the posterior of the Maple that produces the Syrup?
Maple: It is NOT!
Princess Luna begins to examine Maple's flank.
Princess Luna takes Maple's tail and pumps it up and down a few times, seeing if anything happens.
Nassy: pushes Luna away
Nassy: My Girlfriend
Princess Luna: Hmmph!
Nassy: do not touch
Nassy: Her syrup is... private
Princess Luna: We only desired Maple syrup!
Maple: G-g-g-grocery st-store
FoxOfWar: ...I was supposed to rp and not fool around browsing fA.
FoxOfWar: Go me.
Princess Luna: Yes, yes, Grocery store. So it seems that is our best option, correct? But if Maple Syrup is private, what kind might we Procure?
Terrible Transit: Artificial Maply Syrup.
Princess Luna cocks her head. "Artifical?"
Maple: Or from maple trees. I am not a tree!
Fixit: Did you say she was a tree?
Princess Luna: Of course not, ye are a pony!
Princess Luna: Ponies are not trees!
Coral Current: except for Fluttershy
Princess Luna nods. "Yes, except for Fluttershy."
Princess Luna: So then, we must journey to the Grocery Store for this Artifical Syrup! FAREWELL, PONIES!