I WILL PUN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CHAT.

Bonus Log #1

Cast

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SOMEWHERE, CURTAIN'S BACK ROOM

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Narrator: Teardrop talks about the TTC profile sheet. Just senseless stuff.

Teardrop: Hmm...

Teardrop: If you haven't participated in the TTC, I'd suggest that you refrain from filling the form there.

NightOfAccordionSax: I'm not going to, don't worry :P

Teardrop: It'll probably only limit you/confuse others if you ever participate later.

NightOfAccordionSax: Just mak'n jokes.

NightOfAccordionSax: Seriously, need a pony with a name as Mango to come along.

NightOfAccordionSax: Soooooo many jokes to be made with that one.

NightOfAccordionSax: Oh god, one day, I demand a Pina Colada pony.

NightOfAccordionSax: I WILL PUN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CHAT.

Pina Colada eyebrows.

NightOfAccordionSax: My day ha-

Pina Colada leaves.

NightOfAccordionSax: No, come back!

NightOfAccordionSax: My moment! Nooooooooooooooo... ;_;

Pina Colada comes back. Just pretending to leave!

NightOfAccordionSax: Now...

NightOfAccordionSax: We just need somepony else to get this ball a rolling...

Pina Colada commits unspeakably dirty sexual acts.

NightOfAccordionSax: Maybe Mango... that would lead to even better puns.

NightOfAccordionSax: PinaColada? More like sexs on the beach! *Rimshot*

Pina Colada saxes up NightOfAccordionSax... all night long.

Teardrop: Lawl.

NightOfAccordionSax: Oh... is this the game we're playing? So be it... Looks like somepony better get some ice, cause that PinaColada is steaming!

Teardrop: It would even make sense, since Broken already said it wasn't Mango's first time.

Teardrop: Maybe he found his special somepony already :D

NightOfAccordionSax: Heh.

Pina Colada: And I can play you like an accordion. I know all your buttons and keys.

Whiteout: I don't think you understand. Epic. Sax. Poni.

NightOfAccordionSax: Pina's pretty sweet. You could drink it all night and still be ready for more.

NightOfAccordionSax: ...This is slightly harder then I thought... But I will not lose.

Pina Colada: Don't worry. The night is long, and it will be filled with loving you.

Pina Colada: Don't try too hard on my accord.

NightOfAccordionSax: Well played...

NightOfAccordionSax: But I plan to shake you up all night.

Pina Colada: Just take your puns, place them carefully in their sacks, and walk away.

Teardrop: This just won't end...lol.

Pina Colada: It will end... but only in tears.

Pina Colada: YEAH I WENT THERE.

Pina Colada: Cry some more!

NightOfAccordionSax: Oh, I'm not worried. I'm ready to ice you. Maybe even crush you while I'm at it.

Pina Colada: Ah, a witty retort. I'll polka you right back, tit for tat.

NightOfAccordionSax: Do as you wish. I can go the distance. I can rum you down.

Pina Colada: Don't worry, Sax. I'm smooth as jazz.

NightOfAccordionSax: I'm as rich as coconut cream.

NightOfAccordionSax: Be careful, before I juice your pineapple.

Whiteout: Creamy, tangy, and alltogether delicious?

Pina Colada: Be that as it may, puns are not your forte. You've got a ritardando over your responses, music boy.

Pina Colada: Treble before my might!

Pina Colada: Lest I drop you like the bass.

Pina Colada: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but this evening you have shown yourself lacking resolution to your chords.

NightOfAccordionSax: Must be drunk off yourself if you think I'm done! Moving on to just music puns? Looks like you're a pretty weak drink after all. I'll be serving you up in no time, even before you can cock your tail to run.

Pina Colada: Such weak jokes? Can you even reed what I'm saying? Take note, good sir. I'll pump your words back and forth until the break of dawn, for I have the key to your undoing.

Pina Colada: I'm the star of this show, you can plainly see.

NightOfAccordionSax: ...Dammit, between all the musical puns you cal pull off, and the night puns you haven't even started yet... I'm out numbered.

NightOfAccordionSax: I concede.

Pina Colada takes a bow.

Teardrop: D:

Pina Colada: You have been a worthy opponent.

NightOfAccordionSax: You win this time... whoever you are.

Pina Colada takes off his skin, revealing to be TerribleTransit.

TerribleTransit takes a bow.

NightOfAccordionSax claps.

Whiteout: I think you misplaced a vowel, NAS.

TerribleTransit: Haha.

NightOfAccordionSax: And clearly this needs to be a bonus on the TTC logs... "What is this, I don't even" log.

Teardrop: Well snap...

Teardrop: Alright then :P

TerribleTransit: And then suddenly TTC was being used for pun-offs.

NightOfAccordionSax: I can't find where I misspelled something D:

NightOfAccordionSax is a stupid pony.

TerribleTransit: Claps -> Clops.

NightOfAccordionSax: Ah, heh.

Whiteout grins. "'Twas a pun, oh Saxxiest of Nights."

NightOfAccordionSax is stupidist pony!

Invidlord [Invidlord@hmask-B284937C.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] enters the channel (Came as: NightFlurry)

Invidlord: SEAPONIES? MORE LIKE, SEAPORNIES!

Invidlord [4Invidlord@hmask-B284937C.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] closes [Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- The alternative IRC client]

NightOfAccordionSax: ...

Whiteout: ...

NightOfAccordionSax: Can we log that too? Just to have proof he long into here? :P

TerribleTransit: Accurate.

NightOfAccordionSax: Loged.

Whiteout: Call upon the sea pornies if you're in distress?

TerribleTransit: Just log this whole conversation, start to finish.

Teardrop: Of course that I'll log it.

NightOfAccordionSax: Call upon the sea pornies, if you are undressed...

NightOfAccordionSax: He's going to cook something up, if you know what I mean.

Narrator: And so, the group spends the rest of the day talking about senseless stuff not worth posting here.