Owloysius flutters over to a mailbox, pulls out a scroll, and gives it to IcicleGleam.
Owloysius: The scroll reads: "For some completely unfathomable reason, the toaster seems to be cooking faster, sir. I've turned it down a notch to accomodate. Would you like some pancakes?" - Hazzbox (3:02p 4 Feb)
Icicle Gleam: ...How the heck does one make pancakes with a toaster...?
TerribleTransit: Hi Gleam.
Icicle Gleam: Hello, Terra.
Ioruk: Gleam: *ponyshrug* It's a Spades thing.
Trixingno: You learn all about Spades' toaster pancakes in the log.
Blizzard Breeze: Hi
Ioruk: Spades is best toaster princess
Phone Flurry: that sounds terrifying Trix
Ioruk: Hi, Blizzy
Icicle Gleam: So... does the toaster have all these little extra doohickeys on it that make it awesome?
Trixingno: Spoiler: The toaster wasn't actually involved.
Acceleron-droid: This is mah toast!
Icicle Gleam: I think I can check the scrollback in the RP channel...
Icicle Gleam: Let's see.
Acceleron-droid: Oh Hazz you toast pancakes that have already been cooker :p
Blizzard Breeze: Whee
Icicle Gleam: Heh...
Icicle Gleam pats Spades on the head and ruffles his mane.
Icicle Gleam: Using a spatula would have been way easier, silly pone.
Icicle Gleam: Leave the pan-tossing to the experts. Because I'm definitely not able to do it.
Trixingno: Spades knows less about cooking than an ex-robot that until about a month ago had never even eaten.
Blizzard Breeze: That's not a spatula, gleam. It's a turner. A spatula is the thing you use to scrape out a bowl.
Blizzard Breeze hugs all the ponies.
TerribleTransit: Turners are also known as spatulas.
TerribleTransit: I'm not quite sure why.
Hazzbox hugs Gleam
Trixingno: Because "turner" sounds boring.
Trixingno: Spatula is a cool word.
Blizzard Breeze: Slotted turner!
Trixingno fixes toasters.
Hazzbox fixes pancakes
Icicle Gleam walks into the kitchen. "Uh... Spades...? Why is there a pancake stuck to the light switch...?"
Hazzbox: Technically, thats just batter sir
Hazzbox points at the ceiling
Hazzbox: Those are pancakes
Icicle Gleam nods slowly. "So... mind telling me why there's batter stuck to the light switch...?" He looks up and his mouth falls open, only managing a small choking sound upon seeing all the pancakes.
Icicle Gleam: M-m... my... my kitchen... The ceiling...
Hazzbox: I would have cleaned but I had ti go... out. To get... uh... more ingredients
Icicle Gleam looks back at Spades with an expression of utter shock.
Hazzbox: And its only three....
Hazzbox looks back with innocent eyes
Blizzard Breeze brushies hazz
Icicle Gleam mouths wordlessly for a few seconds, then shakes his head. "Well... let's just clean it up. Then you can tell me how... you know..." He points up at the ceiling, and the pancakes.
Hazzbox: Nono, I got this covered sir. I know what I did wrong. Let me try one more time
Icicle Gleam nods, then takes a seat at the table. "Go on, then."
Icicle Gleam: ((I already see where this is going.))
Icicle Gleam: ((And this would have been a hilarious scene in the RP))
Fixit: Why is there bacon in the soap
TerribleTransit: ((Well why not make it one? =p))
Ioruk: TLS Spin-off: Spades and Gleam: College Roommates
Icicle Gleam: ...Oh god that would be great.
Icicle Gleam: General roommate shenanigans totally separate from the actual RP.
Icicle Gleam: Broken pipe? Uh oh...
Hazzbox: Make it so
Hazzbox: Do we own a spatu...wait nevermind
Hazzbox trots off, returns with his shovel and a look of intense concentration
Blizzard Breeze gives Spades a Katlego plushie.
Icicle Gleam: "Uh... There's one in the..." He watches Spades walk back in. "Oh, Luna..."
Hazzbox hugs Bree
Blizzard Breeze: Spadestula
Icicle Gleam: [A little while later, Gleam is hiding under the table with a pancake on his head, and the stove is in need of major repair. Spades is stuck to the wall, glued in place by partially cooked pancake batter.]
Hazzbox: Hee close
Hazzbox: The oven is shorn in half. The shovel is undamaged, but sticky with batter and syrup
Trixingno: What of the broom?
Trixingno: Why do bad things happen to good brooms?