W-what are you going to do with all those? I'll explode! From laughing!

Bonus Log #3

Cast

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SOMEWHERE, CURTAIN'S BACK ROOM

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Nassy hides in the curtain, planing to scare the next person who enters the room.

Mary enters the room, looking around. "Hey, what's going on in this place?"

Nassy: BOO!

Mary: Waugh! You're naked!

Mary looks down on herself. "...I'M naked!"

Nassy: Naked? Egad, where's my vest and hat?!?

Mary approaches Nassy with sultry eyes.

Mary: Ya know... as long as we're naked in here...

Mary: Let's have a little naked fun!

Nassy: ...Eh, I guess I could get practice for Mahogany...

Nassy pulls out Scrabble.

Mary: "Yay!" Mary tackles Nassy, pinning her on the floor.

Nassy: "Guy is KILLER at getting the triple word sco- OH, you ment THAT-" She can't finish her sentence as Mary leaps on her.

Mary: "Muahaha~" Mary starts doing sexy things to Nassy.

Nassy has sexy things done to her. "...I feel like I should complain, and yet I'm oddly ok with this. I blame being in this room for so long."

Mary: Hehehe... Ooh, Nassy~

Nassy moves up to Mary's horn "You know, I've never had much chance to see how these things function in bed..."

Mary: Wait! It's sharp!

Nassy licks the horn. "Well, we'll have to be careful, now wont we?"

Mary arches her back. "I'm serious! I could poke your eye out, or pierce your-- Aaahn~"

Mary bucks her head dangerously, almost piercing through Nassy's head.

Nassy moves quickly to avoid getting stab'd. "WHOA! Ok, no more hornplay..."

Mary tickles Nassy's belly with a feather she found scattered on the floor. "Reflexes like a cat~"

Nassy starts to laugh "He-Hey, I'm ticklish."

Mary: Tickle, tickle, tickle~

Nassy laughs, tears forming in her eyes.

Nassy: St-stop it Mary!

Mary grins mischievously and keeps ticking. "Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?"

Mary summons half a dozen more feathers.

Nassy's eyes go wide gasping between laughs.

Mary: Just as planned~

Nassy: W-what are you going to do with all those? I'll explode! From laughing!

Mary sneaks a feather down to tickle Nassy's nethers. "More ticklish here, maybe...?"

Nassy tenses up, shuddering as she laughs even harder.

Mary: Gotcha~

Mary keeps tickling. "This is so fun!"

Mary pulls away the feathers, slides down, and gives Nassy a slow, lingering lick. "Mmmm..."

Nassy shivers again, her laughs subsiding "Mmm, I thought it was Sue who was into how ponies taste."

Mary sticks out her tongue. "Nah. You taste weird..."

Mary gets up and leaves.

Nassy lays on the floor. "...Maybe I need a new type of soap."

Nassy: Well, time to burn all the records of this!

Mary: "Destroy!" She cries just outside the room. One can only wonder what kind of ruckus she's causing.

Delta pulls a lever while hiding in the shadows, dumping a chute-load of pillows on Nassy.

Nassy is under pillow-mountain.

Teardrop steps out of the shadows Delta is, jumping on the couch and picking an invisible camera at a corner. She nods Delta to follow her, leaving the room through a window.

Teardrop: Oh, this is pure gold. Can't wait to see their expression once they see it~

Delta: You're such a bad girl, you know that?

Teardrop sticks her tongue out to Delta, putting the camera in her bag. "Oh, come on dear. You totally dig it, anyway~"

Delta steals a kiss from Teardrop. "Oh, I do. I totally could 'dig' this bad girl deeper right now~" He winks at her.

Teardrop replies with a mischievous smirk. They keep running to the projector room at the back, where Celestia knows what may have happened thereafter.