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PONYVILLE, TEARDROP'S ROOM (DELTA'S HOUSE)
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Teardrop picks two figures of Dusky and Night, and starts bopping their noses together.
Teardrop: Now, kissu~
Teardrop keeps playing with the little figures while nopony's around, all along with dialogue.
Teardrop: Dusky: Aww Night Flurry, you're so shweeeeet. You're my knight in golden armor.
Teardrop: Night: T-thanks Dusky... I... I only did what everypony would have...
Narrator: Both Terra and Nassy enter the room as Tear keeps playing with her miniature figures.
Teardrop: "Dusky: No no, it was yo--" Tear notices she's not alone anymore, and hides the figures right away. "Eep!"
Nassy: NO TEARDROP, I DIDNT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR TOY DOLLS!
Teardrop: O-OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!
Terrabona: Badpony Teardrop.
Terrabona: Give me one of those.
Terrabona: You can keep the other one.
Teardrop hides the figures behind her. "Noooooo, they're mine!"
Terrabona pouts. "Come on, why do you get to have all the fun? I wanna play too~."
Nassy: Oh, you want to play with Tear now...
Teardrop sticks her tongue out. "Hush you, you can't even get to do more than just smooching with your... half pegasus to-be husband."
Nassy eyebrows rise.
Teardrop: Besides, they're not toys, they're... action figures!
Terrabona: No, no, no. I'm out of character at the moment.
Terrabona: And I enjoy making ponies kiss.
Terrabona: Give me an action figure.
Terrabona: We shall do uncouth things to their facsimiles.
Teardrop: Geh, fine then...
Teardrop gives Terra her Dusky and Night figures. She takes out her Delta and herself ones from a nearby shelf.
Teardrop: You get the awkward pair. I'll do stuff with mine~
Terrabona watches all the figures, then grins. “This gives me silly ideas, Teardrop.”
Teardrop: "Hmm..." She eyes the Delta figure, and then the Dusky one.
Terrabona waves the Dusky figurine around and talks in a high-pitched falsetto. "Oooh Delta, you're so sexy. Take me now!"
Teardrop puts her own figure between the Delta and Dusky one. "Noooo, he's all mine. You go back to your lame-o lover!"
Terrabona: Dusky: But Teardrop, won't you share with your friend? We can have soooo much fun~!
Terrabona: Night: But Dusky, I loved you so much!
Terrabona: Dusky: Shut up, bitch. You'll do what I say.
Terrabona: Night: Okay, Dusky...
Teardrop picks the Delta figure, and talks in a deep voice. "Delta: Now now everypony, no need to fight for me. Who said we can't all have fun together~?"
Teardrop: Delta: Seriously, there's enough Pimpgaea for everypony~
Teardrop: Tear: Woo Delta, that's, like, the best idea ever. You're right, sharing is caring!
Terrabona: Dusky: I like the way you think, you sexy stallion you. Kiss me, both of you!
Terrabona: Night: What about me?
Terrabona: Dusky: You can get kissed later, I'm after the sexy ponies now.
Terrabona: Night: Okay...
Teardrop: Tear: Aww, but... you kissed Night already. I wanna see if he's a good kisser myself.
Teardrop: Delta: You go and try him then. I bet he won't mind me if you keep him busy.
Terrabona: Dusky: Okay, suit yourself. Night, kiss Tear while I taste Delta.
Terrabona: Night: Okay...
Terrabona moves the Dusky figurine toward Delta and Night's toward Teardrop. *MWAH MWAH!*
Nassy: ...
Teardrop follows the game with her own figures. "Tear: Woo Night, you're not that bad yourself. But come on, don't be afraid. Kiss me deeper~!"
Nassy: ... ... ...
Teardrop starts shoving her figure on Night's one.
Terrabona looks up towards Nassy. “Oh, come on, Nassy. You know you like it.”
Nassy: ...
Nassy: As long as I'm not a part of this, I guess its not a big deal.
Terrabona: Night: Oooh nooo! You are so sexy but I only have eyes for Dusky! What will I dooooo~!?
Teardrop: Delta: Come on Flurry, don't be such a prissy. She's a pretty good company if you ask me.
Teardrop: Tear: Just smoochin'. Nothing wrong there!
Terrabona: Dusky: Oh, you sexy hunk. You're so amazing. Night, kiss
Teardrop better, she's a friend. I'll be disappointed if you don't give her what she wants.
Terrabona: Night: Okay, I suppose if it'll make you happy. *The figurines are pressed against each other more vigorously*
Teardrop: Tear: Yaaaaay, he's so fluffy~!
Teardrop: Tear: And tastes like mint~
Terrabona: Dusky: And Delta, you taste so delicious! We should all have sex, because we are so sexy.
Teardrop: Delta: Eager to roll on the hay, huh? Tsk tsk, Flurry, how can you have this beautiful mare be left so pent up?
Terrabona: Night: I am oblivious to your implications because I am Night Flurry!
Terrabona: Dusky: He doesn't even know what sex is! I've been trying for weeks! Help me teach him, Delta!
Teardrop: "Tear: Yeah, dense Night is dense." She shoves her own figure hard on Night, making it fall from Terra's hooves. She puts hers over his. "You don't need words, you need actions!"
Teardrop: Delta: You say... I think Tear can teach him well. After all, 'I' taught her.
Terrabona: Dusky: You're right. I'm a mare of action myself. *Dusky's figurine similarly attacks Delta's.*
Terrabona: Dusky: Oh yes, you sexy hunk. Take me now!
Terrabona: Night: What are you doing, Teardrop? I am so confused!
Teardrop: "Tear: Come on Night. You lay there like a good colt, and let me do the work." She starts humping her figure on Night's.
Teardrop: "Delta: Heh, as you say, ma'am." She moves Delta's figure similarly to hump Dusky's one from below.
Terrabona: Dusky: Ooh yes, you are so good, Delta! More, more!
Terrabona: Night: Aaaah what are you doing Teardrop? I don't know what's going on!
Teardrop: Tear: You silly Night. You say you don't get it, and you're already all hard for me. Ah, you're... of very good size too~
Teardrop: Delta: Hah... You're not that bad yourself Dusky. Geez... so tight...
Terrabona looks at the figurines. "These are not very good for acting out sex."
Nassy shakes his head
Nassy: You ponies...
Teardrop sticks her tongue to Nassy. "Don't judge, Sue's much worse than me."
Teardrop: Well, it's not like we can have the real deal with them anyway...
Nassy: Oh, boo-hoo. Unless you start dressing up and acting things out, I think this trains hit the end of the line.
Terrabona: That's what you think!
Teardrop: We must go deeper then!
Nassy: ...what?
Terrabona pulls out Mahogany and Nassy figurines.
Nassy: Yo-- how did you even-- WHY do you even?
Teardrop: Delta has improved his figure making skills. We have a full Seapony Crew set now!
Nassy: ...I'm going to hide in a corner.
Terrabona: Aww, that's no fun.
Terrabona pushes the figurines together. "Now kiss. Kisssss~"
Nassy: ...
Teardrop goes back to her figure and Delta's one. "Rolling around is fun, but I like kissing too. Kissu kissu~"
Nassy: ...So, do you do this often?
Terrabona: Um... no?
Teardrop: I do when Delta's not around~
Teardrop: Now, Terra's a newcomer, but as they say: the more, the merrier.
Terrabona shrugs. "It's all in good fun. Shipping!"
Nassy: And now
Teardrop is a confirmed mass shipper.
Teardrop: Don't judge, I like to have fun~
Terrabona pushes all the figurines into a pile and begins moving them around. "Orgy time! Yaaay~!"
Nassy: ...
Teardrop blinks. “Uh... Terra...”
Terrabona: ...Yes?
Teardrop: You're shoving Dusky's figure on mine...
Terrabona: ...Yes. Yes I am.
Terrabona shrugs.
Terrabona pushes them more vigorously. "And then they fucked sexily all night long."
Teardrop: Oh, I ended being humped by a mare?
Teardrop: I don't even know how's that in the first place. Meh...
Terrabona: Well, maybe you should find out, then.
Nassy: ...
Teardrop: Hush you, I already tried, but seriously...
Teardrop: Won't that make me look like a... slut?
Terrabona: Eh, it depends.
Terrabona: If you okay it with Delta, not so much. Especially if you get him in on the action.
Terrabona: As long as everypony's okay with it, it's hard to upset ponies with non-traditional relationships.
Teardrop: Yeah, that's the issue.
Teardrop: Delta's okay with it, but no other mares are.
Teardrop: Err... I'm not looking to get somepony else in our relationship, I just wanna try once, just for curiosity.
Terrabona: Welll, keep looking. There's ponies of all persuasions about.
Teardrop: Guess so. Although I just find it a bit wrong to go around looking for a girl to... you know...
Terrabona: Yeah, well. As long as no one's being deceived and everyone's actually okay with it, there's no problem. No harm, no foul, right?
Teardrop picks all the figures, putting them back into her desk's drawer.
Teardrop: That's that then. Will have to look for a way to satisfy my curiosity.
Terrabona: Indeed. Good luck, Teardrop. It's been fun.
Terrabona waves and walks away.
Teardrop: "Indeed. Thanks for spending time with me, Terra!" She waves back as Terra leaves.
Delta happens to enter the room, blinking at the situation.
Nassy: ...
Delta employs Abe Coltson walk in, walk out.
Terrabona: Teehee.
Teardrop: Now you know why I do that when he's not around!
Teardrop: He still has to cope with my... unique tastes...
Delta leans back in. 'Although to be clear, I'm perfectly fine with it.'
Teardrop: Oh, hush you.
Terrabona pulls out the Night and Bree figurines. "Kissu kissu~"
Nassy: ...
Terrabona: ~
Teardrop: “Well, I'm done for tonight. Good night everypony!” She jumps to her bed, softly snoring after a moment, hugging her Delta plushie.
Nassy: You ponies... Heh...
Narrator: Terra and Nassy leave the room to mind their own business. Just another of those days that'll end up buried in their memories due to the extreme weirdness.